Ass Like That


[Chorus]
The way you shake it, I can´t believe it
I ain´t never seen an ass like that
The way you move it, you make my pee pee go
Doing, doing, doing

I don´t believe it, it´s almost too good to be true
I ain´t never seen an ass like that
The way you move it, you make my pee pee go
Doing, doing, doing

The way she moves she´s like a belly dancer
She´s shaking that ass to that new nelly jam, I
Think someones at the door
But I don´t think I´m gonna answer
Police saying "freeze"
Doing, doing, doing
What do you mean freeze?
Please, I´m a human being, I have needs
I´m not done, not till I´m finish peeing
I am not resisting arrest, I am agreeing Mr. Officer
I´m already on my knees
I can´t get on the ground any further, it´s impossible for me
And do not treat me like a murderer, I just like to pee, pee, pee
Yes, I make r&b, I sing song it go
Ring-a-chong, a-ching-chong-chong-chong-ching
Psych, I joke, I joke, I kidd, I kidd
If I offend I´m sorry, please, please forgive
For I am Triumph, the puppet dog, I am a mere puppet
I can get away with anything I sing, you will love it

[Chorus]
The way you shake it, I can´t believe it
I ain´t never seen an ass like that
The way you move it, you make my pee pee go
Doing, doing, doing

Jessica Simpson, looks oh so temptin´
Nick I ain´t never seen an ass like that
Everytime I see that show on MTV my pee pee goes
Doing, doing, doing

Mary-Kate and Ashley used to be so wholesome
Now they´re getting older, they´re starting to grow bum bums
I go to the movies and sit down with my pop corn
Police saying "freeze"
Doing doing doing
What do you mean freeze?
Geez, I just got my seat
I have ticket, look, I put away my zip-reciept
Please do not remove me from this movie theater please
I did not even get to see Mary-Kate shower scene

I didn´t mean to be obscene or make a great big scene
And don´t treat me like I´m pee wee herman, this movies PG
Mr. Officer, I demand to see my attorney
I will simply plead innocent, cop a plea and be free
Free, yes, free, right back on the streets
What you mean my lawyer´s with Michael, he´s too busy?
I am Triumph, Britney Spears has shoulders like a man
And I can say that and you´ll laugh cuz that is a puppet on my hand

[Chorus]
The way you shake it, I can´t believe it
I ain´t never seen an ass like that
The way you move it, you make my pee pee go
Doing, doing, doing

Hilary Duff is not quite old enough so
I ain´t never seen a butt like that
Maybe next year I´ll say ass and she´ll make my pee pee go
Doing, doing, doing

The way she moves she dances like a go-go
In that video she sings get out your poles, so
I need a new boyfriend, hi my name is JoJo
Police saying "freeze"
Doing, doing, doing
What do you mean freeze?
My computers would be seized and my keys to my ranch
I just baked cookies Mr. Officer, looky, take a whiff of these
Here, I make Jesus juice, take a sip of this
Nobody is safe from me, no not even me
I don´t even know if I can say the word pee pee, pee
On the radio, but I think I did
Janet, is that a breast, I think I just saw a tit
Psych, I joke, I joke, I kidd, I kidd
I don´t think my joke is working, I must flee quick
Get to the chopper, everybody get out
I am not Triumph, I am Arnold, get do
wn

[Chorus]
The way you shake it, I can´t believe it
I ain´t never seen an ass like that
The way you move it, you make my pee pee go
Doing, doing, doing

So Gwen Stefani, will you pee pee on me please?
I ain´t never seen an ass like that
Cuz the way you move it, you make my pee pee go
Doing, doing, doing

Fuck is wrong with you? (ha!)
L0L Cindy